[THE TALE OF BIG DICK AND THE SNAPPING PUM PUM]
THE MUSIC...WHEW WEEEEEE....
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Big dick was a bad motherfucker in the most literal of senses, his name was known to all the pussies and the pussy ass motherfuckers round his way. Big dick had the greatest job, all he had to do was beat pussies and he was good at it.
Beat em till they were wet and in many cases until they were dry again...yep big dick had it good.
When Big dick showed his head some women immediately fell to their kness and kissed him...rubbed his thick body as he swelled in pride and rose to the occasion...yep this was the life or so Big dick thought.
One day Big dick was just hanging around doing his Big dick thang when he was alerted to the presence of a most pretty pussy as it walked by and eyes relayed the message. Big dick immediately feel into place and was on full alert by the time mouth started to speak. Now it was mouths job to do whatever he had to to capture prey for Big dick and mouth was good at his job...oh yes he was.
Mouth started to put down and when mouth flowed that shit was like some honey to a motherfucking bear...some wine to a wino. Yep mouth could truly hold his own.
Eyes were doing their part and looking all good and shit and body was standing up right. Big dick was impressed by the way that his crew worked together as they lured pussy into the reach of he... Big dick.
Pussy was getting all hot and bothered and Big dick would have been able to smell it if he had a damn nose of his own but he had to rely on the other nose. Nose sniffed the air and big dick was excited by the smell that he inhaled...nothing like wet pussy on a hot summer day.
Big dicks eye started to cry and he had to catch hinself for a minute the messages being relayed show him a specimen of pussy that is known in man circles as a stallion and Big dick wanted to show her his strength...he was ready to fill pussy up and make her scream and cry out as he beat her down.
Big dick was truly a beast.
Pussy finally came around and Big dick walked her to his lair, Opened the door and watched her ass as she walked in.
Big dick never rushed pussy...that was his style and he guided body around the room as hands turned on the stereo and poured a couple of drinks...Eyes watched her as she took off her top and slid her jeans down...Big dick told mouth to tell her to turn around and Big dick was satisfied as he finally came forth from his confinment in jeans and stood at full attention.
Pussy saw him and laid back as Big dick waved in her face and she reached over and grabbed him. She wrapped her lips around Big dick and he felt so good as she swallowed him halfway...no teeth... mmmmm...that shit is good.
Hands pushed her back and Big dick entered pussy and began to do his thing as pussy moaned and thrashed around.
All of a sudden Big dick started to feel strange and pussy was making strange noises... popping and beat boxing.
Big dick had heard of things such as snapping pussies but he had never encountered one and Big dick was falling under the spell of pussies hold as she seemed to rub him and suck him and fuck him all at the same time.
Big dick stayed hard as long as he could before he exploded into pussies depths and started to go down.
Big dick heard mouth start to talk and he tried with no success to stop mouth before he fucked up...and mouth said "I think I love you."
